Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Aaaarrrgghhh!

Every once in awhile, I say something in class that I immediately regret. Several years ago, I had a student who rarely did any homework and, after I assigned the class a little homework, I said to the student, "Will you do the homework this time?"

The response was the typical, "Inshallah." This sort of means "God willing," but not really. For most people in the UAE, it's just a natural response to just about anything.

I said, "Are you really putting the responsibility for your homework on Allah? If you don't do it, will it be Allah's fault?" Well, I was lucky I didn't get kicked out of the country. It took a long, long time for the students to get over that.

Today, one of the students asked what 'myth' meant, and I foolishly said that they are stories we tell to explain mysteries but that they are real - like the 'jinn' in the Middle East. And, I kind of mocked jinn and ghosts. In my defense, Wikipedia says,
Genie is the mythical English translation of the Arabic term jinn.
Well, one student said that jinn were real because the Quran mentions them. Most of the other students agreed. It took them an hour to stop sulking.

From Wikipedia - Jinns: Similar to humanity, jinns have free will allowing them to follow any religion they choose to, such as Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, etc. The only difference is that they are made of smokeless fire and therefore are not visible to humans. There are more jinns than humans, in terms of population. Jinns have the power to fly and fit in to any space so they live in remote areas, mountains, seas, trees, and in the air, in their own communities. Similar to the humans, Jinns will also be judged on The Day of Judgement and will be sent to Jannat (heaven) or Nar (hell) according to the life they lead.

Every person is assigned a special jinn to them, also called a qareen, the jinns that whisper into your soul and tell you to give into your evil desires. The Prophet Muhammad's jinn turned into a Muslim jinn, on the recitation of the Qur'an, as the jinn found it most beautiful.

I know I should be more careful,
but I just wish everyone would lighten up.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

My Saturday Morning Walk About Campus

The weather has become quite pleasant. This morning, the temperature was around 28C, so I took my camera and walked the route I take every morning to school. It's about a 10 minute walk. Most days, I see only a dozen people on my way in to the office (I usually go in around 7:30am, so the campus is quiet.). I NEVER get bumped or jostled. I NEVER end up in my office furious at all the rude people around me (see my posts on Seoul). My office and classrooms are in the big domed building on campus (the Main Building).

I saw a number of birds (see the photos on the sidebar). I was thrilled to see my favorite bird - the Hoopoe. I got a number of shots, but I need to try to get it with its crest spread out. I saw a couple of Indian Rollers, but they are skittish and I didn't get any pictures yet. There were also a number of terns (also very skittish).

Living on a campus in the middle of the desert has its drawbacks. However, it is quiet and relaxing. I spend most weekdays in my office or in the classrooms. In the evenings, I go to the gym or watch TV or read. On the weekends, I go into Dubai and have a pleasant meal at the Lime Tree, More, or some other trendy cafe. Then I do my grocery shopping at Spinneys or the Organic Store and return home. If the traffic is good (it usually is when I go), it takes 30-40 minutes to get into Dubai.

I've added a video below. There's no action - just the sound of birds. If I open my windows, this is what I hear. I'm always amazed at the number and variety of birds here.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

'ecological disaster'

Mayne warns Dubai set for ‘ecological disaster’

Another in a long string of similar stories.

I was in Dubai today for lunch at the More and to buy a loaf of bread (The Organic Foods and Cafe has the best Spelt bread in the country). Dubai has some really nice restaurants and some really interesting buildings. There are some great, green parks. However, the obsession with having the biggest, best, most...yadda, yadda, yadda, seems to be a recipe for disaster. Perhaps it's just my Canadian-ness, but being okay is, well, okay. You don't need to be the greatest to be pretty darn good.

When science and culture bump heads

Genetic disorders afflict Arab world

Below are some excerpts from an article in The National (a UAE newspaper).  It's interesting that they are actually talking openly about this issue.  In countries such as those in the Gulf, it is very difficult for men and women to meet, socialize, fall in love, and marry strangers.  It's forbidden by their religion; there are also cultural prohibitions.  As a result, people marry those that they or their families know - their relatives.  This intermarriage custom is causing problems - problems which will affect the long-term survival of their countries.  They can continue to live as they have, but it is going to increase the scope of the problem.  The scientific evidence seems irrefutable.  It will be interesting to see how they deal with this problem.


The Centre for Arab Genomic Studies (CAGS) yesterday said Arab countries were showing greater prevalence of many hereditary disorders caused both by environmental and social dynamics....


Disorders such as Down’s syndrome, sickle cell disease, and thalassaemia are far more common in the region than elsewhere. Many genetic conditions that are considered rare are found more frequently in the region.

According to CAGS, 21.4 babies per 100,000 are born with Down’s in the UAE, about double the average global rate.


About one in 10 people in the UAE is a carrier [of thalassaemia], CAGS said. 

Saudi Arabia has the highest rate of birth defects in the Gulf, with around 80 babies out of every 1,000 born with a disorder.

In the UAE, Kuwait and Oman, 70 to 79 children in every 1,000 are born with a birth defect.


Birth defects have been closely linked to marriages between cousins and relatives, a common practice throughout the region and estimated to account for 35 to 50 per cent of all weddings. 


Up to half of all Emirati marriages are between relatives, with 54 per cent of married couples in Al Ain being relatives, compared to 32 per cent in Abu Dhabi and 40 per cent in Dubai.


Saudi Arabia, has perhaps the highest rate of intermarriage, with up to two thirds of all marriages occurring between relatives.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

A Canadian Thanksgiving Dinner

I got together with a dozen fellow Canadians (and a few American cousins) for a really fine Thanksgiving dinner last night.  We sang our national anthem (Yes, the new words), ate (the turkey was great - and, oddly enough, cooked by a vegetarian couple), and socialized.  A good time was had by all.



Friday, October 10, 2008

Changes

I changed the layout of my blog ----- just because.

I like the fact that this one is wider.

Umm Al Quwain Aero Club

I went out to the Barracuda this morning with a friend to pick up some libations. He's a flying enthusiast so we stopped at the Umm Al Quwain Aero Club, which is right beside the Barracuda. I have passed the plane dozens of times but I'd never gone inside. It's kind of cool. You can walk right inside it. Everything has been stripped out of it, but it's still kind of cool to walk into the cockpit.


While we were there, there was a real functioning airplane of a similar type preparing to leave from the airport. There must have been 100 men dressed in coveralls walking up the back ramp to go inside. I'm assuming that the men were being shuttled to some construction sight or oil facility in the UAE or possibly a neighboring country. It must be a tough way to go. I imagine that a lot of the guys lie or sit on the metal floor for the duration of the flight.

When you can't keep a dog...

Most evenings, he/she is on my living room ceiling. I don't know what it eats. There don't seem to be any insects. Perhaps that's why it's so skinny.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Food for thought

An interesting article about Dubai at The Observer - the dark side.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Holiday tasks

Since I'm on holiday now, I have time to start scanning all of my old slides and film negatives. I want to get them into digital form since slide projectors have gone the way of the 8-track. I started taking pictures seriously in 1976 and I have a huge box of slide and negatives. I also plan, at some point, perhaps after I buy my iMac, to put the pictures into slide shows with music. I have some pictures that I took in Bali 20 years ago that I think will go well with a tape I have of gamalon music.

The whole process is quite slow and a bit tedious, so, while I'm waiting for each set of slides to scan, I've started reading books that I've had on my shelves for a few years and haven't opened. My first choice is Chang-Rae Lee's novel, Native Speaker. So far, I'm impressed.

A new toy

I don't know how I've lived so long without one - a GPS that is. It's so cool. I bought a Garmin GPS today. While sitting in my car, I turned it on and it immediately found my location (easily then designated at Home). I typed in Barracuda, and it quickly found the Barracuda Beach Resort in Umm Al Quwain. I took the GPS for a test drive (unfortunately, the Barracuda really is closed until the first day of Eid). It's so cool to have the GPS tell you, "After 600 meters, turn right." Even when I turned too soon (and got lost), it just said, "Recalculating" and then it gave me new directions. Okay, the "Recalculating" voice did sound a tad condescending, but perhaps it was just my imagination. I know that it won't be perfect because of all the recent road changes, but it will help a lot. I think it will also enhance my safe driving ability because I will be able to focus on traffic while my GPS tells me where to go. I'm looking forward to taking it for a test drive in Dubai soon.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sex on the beach trial highlights Dubai cultural divide

DUBAI -- Sex on the beach or drunken trysts may not raise eyebrows in many cities, but a recent case in Dubai has exposed a growing cultural divide between native Muslims and Western residents seeking fun in the sun.


I have seen this same story recently in a number of online news sites. It makes me wonder if I'm the last conservative on the planet. "Sex on the beach or drunken trysts may not raise eyebrows in many cities"??? I would sure as heck raise my eyebrows. I'm not some radical Christian. I think that what goes on between two (perhaps 3) consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is their business. And I will admit to fooling around on a deserted beach late at night in Vancouver (but that's another story). But, for a long time, I've been bothered by the lack of separation between what is considered acceptable private and public behavior in Canada and many other western countries.

I think that a kiss on greeting or parting is fine, but, if a couple want to play serious tonsil-hockey, that should not be public. Whatever happened to polite behavior? Whatever happened to self-control? If you really feel the urge, can't you wait a little.

So, I have two problems with this story. One is that I think the basic behavior is inappropriate at any time in any place - including Canada. I'm not advocating years in the slammer, but I do think a few days - maybe a week - is fine. (The sentence hasn't been handed down yet, so we don't know if it will be excessive or not.). The second problem is with the idea that we can go to another country and act any way we want. That just seems impolite. Admittedly, Dubai is like the Wild West in many ways, and it sometimes seems like anything goes, but this couple should get a little jail time and they should be expelled from the country. The story that I got was that this was took place during the day, and they were given a warning by a police officer. It wasn't an unsuspecting couple holding hands and walking down the street (which, by the way, is perfectly acceptable in Dubai).

This story has also been accompanied quite frequently by this picture as though this fully-veiled woman represents the average Emirati. "Oh, yes. Look at how different they are." What a pile of c**p. The majority of Emirati women wear long black dresses with long sleeves, and they wear head-scarves. Very few Emiratis wear veils.

The picture below is much more common.


This whole story smacks of a nasty intolerance and racism that I find disturbing.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Yuck!

Since I arrived three weeks ago, the daytime temperatures have been 35-38C. Generally, it's hot but not unbearable. Today, humidity was 80-90%. I just got back from the gym (a 15 minute walk from my apartment to the fitness center). The temperature is 30C but the humidity is 80%. By the time I got home, I was sweating like crazy. It was really uncomfortable.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

TGIT

Thank God It's Thursday - It's Thursday afternoon and I'm really looking forward to a couple of days off. The weekend in the UAE is Friday and Saturday. It used to be Thursday and Friday, but they changed it to make it easier for businesses around the world to work with the UAE. I had a pretty good week, but I need to gather myself, reassess my classes, and plan for the next few weeks.

Today, someone asked me where I was going on the holiday. I had completely forgotten that we get a week off at the end of Ramadan - actually 2 weekends and 1 workweek - a total of 9 days. I've just arrived here, so I don't think I'll go anywhere. I have some computer related things I want to work on. I may set up my own website and run my own English resource center for my students. I may also set up Moodle there. Oddly enough, the university seems really resistant to the best option - a site on the university system. They've also dumped Moodle and are using Blackboard - an online course delivery system. I've been to numerous Blackboard sessions, and I'm trying to like the program, but it is unnecessarily complicated for teachers who just want to provide things online for their students.

Movies I've watched recently

In the past week, I watched two movies that I saw years ago and have always remembered fondly:

The Sand Pebbles - I think it is one of Steve McQueen's best.

The Princess Bride - A great cast and a great story.

Both really are marvelous movies.

This afternoon I watched 10 Questions for the Dalai Lama. It was gentle and very moving. At the end, I was left with a tear in my eye. It seemed appropriate somehow to watch this film at this time. I know the Dalai Lama was just recently released from the hospital. He is quite elderly (73 years old). He seems a little frail. It is odd to think of the world without the Dalai Lama.


He could conceivably last another 30 years. I hope so. It would be nice if he could go home.

Google's new browser

It's cool.

Google Chrome

It has a nice clean interface. It may just replace Firefox as my main browser (although I have some privacy concerns with Google).

Back in the UAE

Three weeks ago, after a pleasant on-time flight from Kamloops to Vancouver on Air Canada, I went to check in at for my British Airline flight to Heathrow. I was four hours early but BA was checking in bags, so I went to the first available person who told me to go back and use the kiosk to speed up the process. I looked around and didn’t see any kiosks. When I said, “What kiosk?” a bemused check-in person took me a bunch of computers on stands. There is no way that those were kiosks. At any rate, I was supposed to scan my passport, but, since it was issued in Dubai four years ago when the Canadian government didn’t issue any machine readable passports outside of Canada, that wouldn’t work. Well then we just needed a number, which should have been on the e-ticket I printed out, but wasn’t; I went back to the line where I started and did everything the old fashioned way.

The BA flight was half an hour late, my seat was broken, the in-flight movies and the reading light didn’t work until an hour out of Heathrow. Fortunately, I usually sleep a lot on flights, so that’s what I did.

BA is the only airline that I’ve ever been on where the flight attendants (two) were actually rude to passengers. The seats in economy class were narrow and close together. I don’t think I’ve had such uncomfortable seating in years. When the person in front of me put his seat back, I had to extend my legs straight out for the whole flight. The person sitting beside me was not fat, but his elbows were in my space for the entire trip. Well done, BA.

When we got to London, we had to circle the airport for half an hour. When we landed, we were out on the tarmac, where we waited for half an hour for the stair driver to show up. Then it took another half an hour for buses to shuttle us to Terminal 5 where I had to walk for half an hour along often unmarked passages to get to a bus to take me to Terminal 4. At one point, I was told rather brusquely to go down a corridor and turn left. “You mean the corridor with the signs for other airlines, but not BA?” (which was what I was looking for). “Yes.”

At Terminal 4, I had to go through a security check, taking my shoes off and emptying my pockets. They were telling me to hurry up, so I forgot that I had my iPod hanging around my neck. I have never had anyone at an airport speak to me so rudely as the young women on the other side of the metal detector who yelled, “Go back. This is a metal detector you know.” No “Please, go back.” No “Would you mind removing that iPod?” The security checkpoint also had a big sign, saying that it was no longer necessary for laptop computers to be taken out of bags because of the advances in x-ray technology – well that didn’t happen. I had to take my laptop and everything else out of my computer bag so that my computer, mouse, external hard drive, and electric razor could be wiped with a little sniffer device. Then everything was run through the x-ray again. Clearly the advanced technology hadn’t arrived with the sign.

Heathrow is perhaps the ugliest airport I’ve been in in the developed world. I think the designer was an old Soviet era architect. It is also the only major airport that I’ve been in – ever – that didn’t have small baggage carts for people who had carry-on baggage. In the seven hours that I was at Heathrow, not one person working in a shop or restaurant smiled or said please or thank you. If this is typical of jolly old England, I think I’ll give England a miss, and BA is not going to be my first, second, or even third choice of airlines. Overall, this was a disappointing experience. Give me Singapore Airlines any time.

Dubai was a pleasant end to my trip. They scarcely glanced at my passport and didn’t need to check my bags.

I am now safely ensconced in a small but comfortable apartment on campus. The weather is hot – about 35-38C – not not incredibly uncomfortable. I remember temperatures of 48C ten years ago when I first arrived in Dubai.

The campus is quite green and the bird life is amazing. When the weather cools a little bit more, I’ll take my camera out and get some pictures. I have seen an Indian roller with vibrant blue feathers, a whole bunch of hoopoe, lots of doves and pigeons, and flocks of green parkeets.

I’ve been really jetlagged. This is coming on to the end of my third week, and, this week, I’ve finally been feeling better. For the first two weeks, I ran out of energy around 11am every day (11pm Vancouver time). Getting moved into my apartment has been tiring. The moving company made a real mess of everything. The container had gotten wet and had been dropped. Three Ikea bookshelves and two CD/DVD racks had been soaked and then dropped, so they were no good. The glass tv stand that should have held my tv was shattered. A folding Korean dining table was broken. I’ve had damp books piled on the floor and in corners. It has been difficult to get everything set up. All of the broken stuff was not insured. My big screen tv and one of my stereos were damaged (those are insured). I’m still waiting to see how long it takes to get that resolved. Needless to say, this has made settling in more tiring than necessary.

My classes are okay. The students are pretty good. The university is interesting because we have students from more than 80 different countries. The student dress ranges from shorts and T-shirts to traditional kandura and abaya. The students are pretty relaxed.

It’s now Ramadan and there are restrictions on eating and drinking in public. But, there are dining rooms and places for non-Muslims to have lunch.

Before Ramadan, the gym was almost deserted in the evening, but, now that most of the students can’t eat during the day, the gym gets packed from about 8:30 on. Our university seems to win a lot of sports competitions – both men and women’s.

As I sit here, a tiny gecko is running across my wall. I don’t recall seeing them before, but I have at least three small geckos in my apartment.

I will start taking pictures soon. The campus is quite green and the buildings are beautiful. University City is huge.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Canadian, eh?

I was shocked and more than a little disappointed when I saw the new B.C. license plates - "The Best Place on Earth". While B.C. may in reality be the best place on earth, it just feels wrong to be running around telling people that we're better than them. This license plate seems so arrogant. It just doesn't feel Canadian to be tooting our own horn (we may think it, but to say it...?). Besides, the U.N. (for the second year running) has Norway as the best place to live. Canada is only number 3 (admittedly, the west coast may be the nicest part of Canada

Friday, July 18, 2008

Cruel and unusual punishment

Car-keying suspect out on $25,000 bail

As a Canadian, I've always thought that people should be punished for the wrongs they commit, but that the punishment should not be cruel and unusual. Having had my car keyed a couple of times in Vancouver, I don't have too much sympathy for people who do such mean-spirited, seemingly pointless things (and this guy has been caught 3 times) . . . however, this punishment surely is cruel...

Kim, who works at a restaurant on Kingsway in Burnaby, was ordered to live with his parents in their Coquitlam home and not to change his residence, except with prior permission of the court.

The man is 31 and it was probably his parents who had to post the $25,000 bail. I suspect that his parents are going to make his life pretty miserable for the next little while.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

No free lunch

I always forget that my brother always has something he is working on around his house. Last year, I was tearing siding off his house and doing footings for a new deck. This year, we painted his shed. I keep waiting for him to downsize and move into a townhouse or a condo.



I can't really complain. I get a nice room, good food, and laundry service.



Every time I come back to Canada I notice that ALL of my middle-aged friends are obsessed with retirement. It's a little depressing since I can't imagine retiring EVER (my feeling is that my students will one day find me slumped dead on my desk, dying with my boots on so to speak - I just hope it happens BEFORE I mark those 20 essays). What's even more depressing is that all of my friends say things like, "I only have $200,000 in this investment, $200,000 in RRSPs, $500,00 in my house, and 20 years of a pension. I don't know how I'm going to manage." Considering that ALL of my friends have 10 times more than I do, I'm a little concerned and a little disheartened. Everyone here lives so big. They all have big houses, big yards, big cars (often more than one). I think that they all expect their lives to be exactly the same after they retire as they are now. I am working on living in the moment, so I hope I can stop worrying about this.

I've been up at the TRU gym a couple of times this week. For the last few years, I've kind of been the king of the gym in Korea. A few guys have been stronger and fitter, but not many and NO women have been even close to my strength and fitness level. Here in Canada, I'm average, and quite a few woman have been stronger. It's a little intimidating when some woman takes a machine after I've used it and throws on a couple more plates. Yikes! If I stayed here, I'd really have to step up my workouts.

The gym shower culture here is also quite different. Today, I noticed how much quieter our showers are because we don't have people vigorously clearing their sinuses on the shower floor or hawking up a lung for 10 minutes and spitting big globs of phlegm on the shower floor. Mirrors here also get just a cursory look. Most guys just quickly run their fingers through their hair and then they're done. In Korea, the guys could easily spend ten minutes preening in front of the mirror before they go to workout and another 10 or 15 minutes when they finish.