Sunday, May 28, 2006

The History of Hands

At the Migrant Workers' Festival today, there was an area set up for traditional Korean handicrafts, and I was mesmerized by one old man who was making straw sandals. I have a fairly vivid imagination, and I always enjoy looking at the hands and faces of old people, especially country people, and trying to imagine the experiences they must have had - the houses they have built; the fields they have tilled; the lives they have touched.

This old man would take several strands of wet straw and quickly twirl them into strands that he then used to weave the sandals. He must have done this same movement over and over a million times. He has probably sat patiently making sandals like this every winter for more than 60 years.

His hands are worn and cracked. His nails broken. This is a man who does things and makes things with his hands.











































Who's little soft hand is that? Is that a scar from a paper cut? Are those fingertips calloused from typing?

Migrant Workers' Festival

The Migrant Workers' Festival was held at the Olympic Park today. It was mostly interesting for me because I was surrounded by so many people from different countries. It almost felt like I was back in Vancouver.















This is in front of the Bangladesh and Phillipines booths.




















They had quite a cool kite flying. That's one long, long string.















Lunch: Curried chicken, rice, and tandoori chicken. It was tasty and always seems to taste better when sitting on the grass in a park.

The only thing that I didn't like about the festival was the 45 minutes at the main stage taken by a team of Koreans teaching everyone the Summit Dance (Kkokjijeon) to the beat of "Oh, Pilseung(victory) Korea" (Which I hear almost daily on TV and on the subway platform first thing in the morning). I'm REALLY curious to see how the world reacts to the Summit Dance when it is performed during the World Cup. While I'd like to support my host country in the World Cup, I'm secretly hoping that they'll get spanked and sent home in the first round so that I won't have to see the Summit Dance again.

I'm always kind of embarrassed by mass behavior. I would find it excruciatingly painful to do the dance in a huge crowd (Well, except for the Macarena and a very brief attempt to mimic John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever). I don't really understand the need to do things together like this. I'm sure that Koreans find my behavior very antisocial at times. I remember going river rafting a couple of years ago and we had to do the "Fighting" thing all the way down the river. Now, I paddled as well as everyone else (perhaps even better), but I'm sure that they felt my shouting was desultory and unispiring. I can't help it.

These are some notable quotes from the article by the Office of Investment Ombudsman about the dance (emphasis mine):
  • The public reaction to the group dance was truly explosive...
  • According to Kim, when he and his friends started dancing on the street for fun one day, quite a few strangers joined in the dance, proving the popularity of the dance.
  • In less than two months, the dance featuring a series of simple, repetitive yet fun movements has become a “must event” for virtually all types of people.
  • “Cool, it’s gonna be fun to perform the dance to cheer during the World Cup!” was the most dominant response to the dance...
Like the atomic bomb, this is one of those things that I wish we could uninvent.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Konglish

Damn it, Jim. I'm an English teacher, not a fashion consultant; however...

I know that this topic has been discussed ad nauseum, including my comments on bad signs; however, I think that I need to do something.

Next semester, I might tell my students that, if they wear anything that has English written on it, the English has to be correct or they have to tell me what is wrong with it (I could accept that). Perhaps I should threaten them with a big red felt pen.

Over the last two days, this is some of what I saw on clothes that the students thought looked cool. These are my English students for crying out loud. It makes me feel like a failure.
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It is the time
Where that guy?
OK! Let's go to HUM street!

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let there be twang
A GREAT CHOICE OF TSHIRT
GTR authentic American streetgear puts style into your life (Up to this point, I was thinking, "That's okay.")
We gire you the ultimate adratage of unique style and great quality
We gire you the superior offer of going to a party
movie or grocery store wearing something that no one else is wearing and looking great
Guarenteed
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PAPAYA SLING
FRESHABLE OF LITMUS JNS
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And the singing voice to you wonderful her
The life is fighting by new yorker

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Trainspotting

Rail tests off, North informs Seoul abruptly
May 25, 2006 ㅡ Jilted again.
On the eve of the scheduled trial train runs to test the recently restored cross-border railways, North Korea pulled out yesterday, blaming the move on "internal instability" in the South. The South Korean government reacted with embarrassment, criticizing the North for giving an unsatisfactory reason for its actions. The cancellation was the third broken promise by North Korea to test the restored railroads across the Demilitarized Zone, and the plans had progressed much further this time than in the previous two.
The real reason for the cancellation - North Korean spies discovered that the South Korean train looked like this:












while the North Korean train looked like this:














The train test was cancelled because North Korean technology lags behind the technology of the South.

To avoid embarassing the North, South Korea has decided on an ass-kissing face-saving measure. The South Koreans will use the train in the picture below for any future runs while loudly praising the advanced level of the North.












Oh, wait! Who's that already on board? Could it? Train Boy?

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Southern thoughts on the reunification

Sometimes, when I have groups of students discussing controversial and important issues, I hear things that make me sad. In this case, I’m just tired of people’s focus on money (getting and keeping money) at the expense of others.

On the one hand, whatever happens in Korea to Korea and Koreans is none of my business. This is a country run by a democratically elected government and whatever direction they choose to take is up to them. This is their country and the future should be theirs to decide. On the other hand, the actions they take here affect other people.

One group in my Advanced Speaking class recently did a presentation on the controversy over the planned move of the U.S. Yongsan base to Pyeongtaek. All but one of my 24 students said that the base should be constructed at Pyeongtaek without further ado. I hadn’t expected this. Their presentation was quite interesting for me, but the discussions that followed were even more interesting. Any time that the U.S. military is discussed, the reasons for their presence here come up. The students didn’t seem to think that there was a real danger of war, but they didn’t want the U.S. to pull out. Then the discussion moved to a final resolution and reunification, and only one student in the class thought that reunification would be a good idea. To be honest, I couldn’t believe it. They didn’t seem to want reunification.

In general, I try not to get involved in a lot of political discussion with my students. I don’t want to offend them with my skepticism. I also don’t really care that much about what politicians anywhere are saying and doing. However, I was disappointed in their attitude. This attitude wasn’t based on a changing political reality. They simple felt it would be too expensive to reunify. It makes me sad to think that Koreans, after years of hoping that they could reunify their country, have changed because it would be financially difficult to do so. The thought that divided families should to be reunited wasn’t even brought up.

To be fair, I don’t know if this is just a generational thing. Most of my discussions with have been with college-age people. It’s possible that older people still passionately want reunification, and that it is only the younger generation that doesn’t, but I don’t think so. After the Asian financial crisis, threats to peoples’ livelihoods here are taken very seriously and no one wants to jeopardize their chances.

Let me provide a little background that may explain my feelings of disappointment. It’s a little difficult for ex-pats who came to Korea in recent years to understand the difference in attitude. Twenty years ago (1983-86), EVERY Korean of any age whom I spoke with held a deep and passionate belief that North Korea and South Korea should be re-united. I don’t recall ANYONE ever suggesting anything different. Their fervent dream was for North and South Korea to be united – really quickly. Practically everyone could manage to produce a tear or two when talking about North Korea. It was, after all, only 30 years after major combat operations ceased. Many Koreans knew someone on the other side of the border or had family members who had a brother, sister, mother, father, grandfather, or grandmother who were there.

People here really believed that they were ONE people - Koreans. It was a very emotional time. The division of the peninsula was still like an open wound.

After the fall of the Berlin wall in 1989, Koreans were ecstatic. They thought, “Why not us next?” Then the next few years showed them how much it cost West Germany to try to assimilate the East Germans. Now, the first thing out of everyone’s mouth is, “Oh, it will cost too much.” And for those who do want reunification, it’s almost always followed by, “We’ll use their resources and they’ll provide us with a cheap pool of laborers.” Not exactly love for their brothers and sisters.

50 years after the fighting ended, many of the people for whom the war was a defining moment have passed away. The ties that bind young Koreans to uncles, aunts, grandfathers, or grandmothers in another country just don’t seem that strong.

As well, South Koreans' feelings about North Koreans have really changed. Many South Koreans have traveled to North Korea on tours. Many have seen North Korean athletes here. Some have worked at Kaesong. There are quite a few North Korean defectors living in Korea. Everyone has access to more news about North Korea. Now, I often hear South Koreans saying that they just can’t understand each other very easily because they speak a different language, or they can’t understand each other because their cultures are different. The Northerners who live in South Korea were once welcomed with open arms, given money, and used in propaganda campaigns against the North. Now, the Northerners are an embarrassment. The South wants them to be quiet so that North Korea isn’t offended. The Northerners are often seen as country bumpkins who are costing the taxpayers a lot of money to train and assimilate, and the Southerners are looking for excuses not to reunite.

I don’t think anyone has a right to tell Koreans what they should do. If they don’t want to reunify, that’s their choice. If they want to reunify under Northern rule or Southern rule, that’s their choice, too. If they can come up with a different idea, that’s their right, too. But, to abandon their northern brethren because the financial sacrifice would be too great is disappointing. To have to give up a trip to Europe in the summer, another house in the countryside, or even just a new feature-laden cell phone doesn’t seem like such a sacrifice if the result is helping family.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Hello...is anyone home?

I'm sure that, if I were back home in Canada, I could find things that puzzle and irritate me just as much as these; however, since I'm here, let me say some people in Korea need a slap upside the head.

Now, I know that it's possible that this motorcycle rider really was handicapped, but I don't think so. One of my nicer colleagues (clearly much more forgiving than I) thought that it was nice for the motorcyclist to park at the EDGE of the handicapped spot. Yes, I'm sure that makes it okay......... Not! There's legal parking 30 metres away. How lazy do you have to be? I think the bike should be put into a metal compactor and turned into a park bench.















Then there's this sign. I'm sure someone said, "There's a rule that all stairwells need exit signs." This one is in the stairwell between the 4th and 5th floor of a 5-story building. What is it telling us? We're in a stairwell. Go sideways? Go up to the 5th floor? Go down to the 4th floor? Didn't someone think, "We don't just need an exit sign. We need an exit sign that directs us OUT." I've been away from home for a long time and I don't remember what signage our stairwells have, but surely it can't be this.





















This one is a little old, but I've been looking for a place to post it. A few months ago, it was decided that all of the subway stations needed emergency phones. Let me make it clear, all of the subway stations in SEOUL, KOREA.















It didn't take long for the authorities to realize that they had an problem. I'm sure that, when people started to use the emergency phone to try to call their mothers and friends, they realized that no one knew what 'EMERGENCY' meant. To their credit, the problem was corrected quickly (see picture below). HOWEVER, why didn't someone think that it would be a problem to have 'EMERGENCY" written in a language that most people wouldn't understand?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

National Museum of Korea

The last time I visited the National Museum of Korea, it was in the former Japanese Administration building on the north side of Kwanghwamun, so my visit to the new museum today was special. I've always liked museums. I have a vivid imagination and enjoy trying to imagine the people who made and used the items on display. The new museum is huge and the exhibits are generally well-laid out and well-lit. It has some good educational components. It's always interesting to see rusty old tools, but it is nice to have information that shows how the tools were used.

With the museum laid out as it is, you can walk through the exhibits and see the progression from stone age to iron age. I found it fascinating. It was easy to see how each development in metal would allow for better war, better agricultural, and better life (Well, okay, that last one may be debatable.)

Many of the exhibits have English labels and information, although the English does not always match the Korean. For instance, in the sign at the pagoda pictured on the left, the English text doesn't say anything about the Japanese stealing this pagoda, but the Korean version does. Still, I learned a lot and had a good time. The museum is large enough and interesting enough that I will go back regularly to wander around. The grounds are also nicely set out.

I also learned that the style of celadon bowl below is Korean and not necessarily Japanese (although I'd hate to get into an argument about it). Quite a few years ago, some Korean students took me out for dinner in Insadong and, while we were walking around after dinner, they decided that they wanted to buy me some pottery because they knew that I had a ceramic fetish. When I chose a shallow, celadon tea bowl similar to the one pictured, they were not really happy because they said it was a Japanese style bowl. Well, here's the proof - National Treasure 115. They needn't have felt bad.


































The most disturbing exhibit was this one in the China exhibit. The implements that are lit in the picture on the left are jade plugs that are used on corpses. If you look at the drawing, you can see that the lower plug needed some delicacy in insertion. The diagram shows you exactly where.







































Because I had seen the National Museum in it's old setting in the former Japanese Administration building, I decided I needed to research the move since I wasn't here when they tore it down. Minsoo Kang at the Global Korean Network of Los Angeles has an excellent article on debate and the final resolution.

Barefoot in the Park

I just had to go to the Namsan Barefoot Park. It was a lovely day, and I needed to get out of the house. Namsan has developed into quite a nice place to hike. There are many trails and parks scattered all around the mountain. All of the paths have been paved, bricked, or treated in some way so that the walking is easy and safe. The Barefoot Park (or at least one of them) is near the Hyatt Hotel. Just northeast of the entrance to the hotel, there is a pedestrian flyover that takes you to the Barefoot Park and to a lovely wildflower garden.

As for the idea of barefoot parks - hmm. I don't think so, at least not for the non-Korean crowd. I got halfway down the path and almost stopped, but I didn't want to seem like a sissy so I toughed it out. My feet are still sore hours later. The lady in the picture below couldn't seem to decide whether she liked it or not.

I've always found Koreans to be a hearty lot, but they often do things that are painful and, in my opinion, not really helpful - all in the name of good health. In the gym, they slap and hit their muscles in ways that always leave me wondering - What are you doing? I have had many massages in Korea, and have always found them quite painful - bone on bone. I once saw a customer in a barbershop turn on his stomach in the barber chair (so that his back was bent quite hard backward) and then the barber knee-walked up and down his back while the customer grunted and groaned. Needless to say, when they asked me if I wanted a massage, I said no. Korean shower sandels often have knobs on the part that contacts your sole. They are uncomfortable after about 30 seconds.

I think that most Koreans have the idea that, if it doesn't hurt, it isn't good for you.

I'm glad that they are making parks of any sort, but the barefoot park just doesn't seem like an idea that will take off.

In general, I'm really pleased with the things that the Seoul City government has done to make the city greener and nicer. It still has a long way to go, but, compared to what it was like twenty years ago, they have done some good things. They've added paths along the Han River, rebuilt the Cheongyecheon Stream, and put many parks around the city. Today, I saw these lovely Rufous Turtle Doves - the first time I've seen them in the city.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Barefoot Parks

158 Barefoot Parks in Seoul

I had never heard of this concept before, but it seems worth checking out. One can never have too many parks. And, since I didn't know that there was "a growing interest in foot health," I think I need to see what I'm missing. I certainly don't want to get left out.

Namsan Park is fairly close to where I live and, while I'm a little nervous, I think "tree bathing" sounds interesting. I hope to see someone doing this. If I do, I'll post some pictures. It sounds a little new age-y.

Of course, this article in the Joongang Ilbo gives me pause - Warmer weather increases threat of athlete's foot. Hopefully the barefoot parks won't lead to an epidemic of athlete's foot.

Perhaps the world's first tree bathers.




Friday, May 12, 2006

Korean chopsticks




















As China goes ecological, Japan fears shortage of disposable chopsticks

In a move that has cheered environmentalists but worried restaurant owners, China has slapped a 5 per cent tax on the chopsticks over concerns of deforestation. The move is hitting hard at the Japanese, who consume a tremendous 25 billion sets of wooden chopsticks a year - about 200 pairs per person. Some 97 per cent of them come from China.

Chinese chopstick exporters have responded to the tax increase and a rise in other costs by slapping a 30 per cent hike on chopstick prices - with a planned additional 20 per cent hike currently pending.

The increase has sent Japanese restaurants scrambling to find alternative sources for chopsticks, which are called "waribashi" in Japanese.

Korean companies are always looking for business opportunities. This looks like an area that they should jump into. Koreans make and use these lovely, slender metal chopsticks (Of course, they require rigorous training before they can be used successfully, but that's a minor thing and could perhaps be another business opportunity for Koreans - chopstick trainers. I'm not sure how you'd be certified - perhaps by picking up marbles in a jar. It could also be something that retired golfers could teach.).





























Of course, selling Korean chopsticks would be like selling state secrets. It would allow the Japanese to catch up and perhaps pass Korea in stem cell research and golfing.
Hwang's secret weapons was "a mastery of wielding steel chopsticks,” quoting the scientist as saying, “This work can be done much better in Oriental hands... We can pick up very slippery corn or rice with the steel chopsticks."
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What enables South Korean lady golfers to be so formidable in the U.S. LPGA Tour? It is nothing less than the Koreans’ talent to make things skillfully with their hands, a trait handed down from generation to generation for thousands years.
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Of course, there are some other factors that make all the great achievements possible including tenacity and indomitability, two characteristics of Koreans, along with quite a lot of synergy among the South Korean golfers. But without the dexterity unique to Koreans their great success would be hard to imagine.
Yes, hard to imagine. So, does Korea want to dominate the world chopstick market or settle for world domination in stem cell production and golf? A difficult question.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Air raid sirens and the thoughts they cause

I was sitting in my office this afternoon with the window open and a siren went off very briefly. It wasn't much except that it reminded me of a weekend not long ago when the air raid sirens at Yongsan went off and continued for what seemed like 5 or 10 minutes (It's possible that my bad memory is failing me. At any rate, the sirens lasted longer than I expected for a simple test), and it reminded me of August 8, 1983.

Living close to Yongsan Army Base means that, if North Korea attacks, the base will probably be a priority target; however, the reality is that, if there ever is an attack, most of Seoul will be hit so there isn't any place that is safe.

In the 80's, we had monthly air raid drills (on the 15th of every month I think) and people took the possibility of an attack by the North a little more seriously than they do now. However, the drills were regular and no one got too worked up. If you were walking on the streets, you went into the subway stairways or into buildings. If you were on a bus, the bus stopped and you joined the pedestrians sheltering in the subways and buildings.

In 1983, the air sirens went off on an unusual day (August 8) and, as I was slowly strolling to the subway to get off the street, some of the air raid marshals (guys working in buildings but in charge of getting everyone off the streets) started to yell at me more than usual, so I quickened my pace and went down into the subway stairs where lots of people were already standing. Unusually, there were loudspeaker broadcasts going as well. I remember looking at the Koreans around me, and they were starting to look scared. I wasn't able to understand what was being said, but a Korean man beside me said that the broadcasts were saying that the North Koreans were bombing Inchon. By this time, people around me were crying and falling to the ground.

It turned out that it was a false alarm caused by a Chinese pilot defecting from China to South Korea. I guess the Chinese and North Koreans scrambled jets to try to intercept him (unsuccessfully). That caused radars to light up everywhere.

At the time (and again a couple of weeks ago), it felt weird. If a war started, what could I do? You can't just say to the North Koreans, "I'm only visiting, so, if it's okay with you, I'll just go home." So what then...go to a bombed out Canadian embassay and ask for - an airlift home? Unlikely. Could I get help from the Americans? They would undoubtedly try to help but would probably be overwhelmed? Walk to Pusan? If you are on the north side of the Han River, that could be problematic. The word in the 80s was that all of the bridges were rigged to be blown so that a North Korean invasion couldn't easily cross. I don't know what the plan is now. And, millions of people trying to cross the bridges would have led to some serious congestion.

Then, on the long walk south, what about food and shelter?

In 1983, my Korean friends were quite shaken for a long time.

I don't really expect an invasion, but the reality is that it is possible (however remote). It would be problematic, and I don't think a Canadian flag on my backpack would make much difference. Fortunately, there are not many daily reminders of the danger and life continues as though there is peace and love for all on the Korean penninsula. Tonight I'll go the gym and perhaps go out for a beer and a game of pool.

CHINESE DEFECTOR FLIES JET TO SEOUL

Officials here said that a Chinese Air Force test pilot defected to South Korea today in a MIG-21 fighter plane, setting off air-raid warnings all over the country. The state radio interrupted programs to say the enemy was attacking by air in areas west of Seoul. The radio reported later that the alert was caused by the MIG-21 flown by the defecting pilot, Sun Dianjin, 46 years old.

Another reason to ban hunting

Shot by an American "sports" hunter
Northern hunters, scientists and people with vivid imaginations have discussed the possibility for years.
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"We've known it's possible, but actually most of us never thought it would happen," said Ian Stirling, a polar bear biologist with the Canadian Wildlife Service in Edmonton.

It may be the only one of its kind anywhere in the world - ever.

Quick shoot it.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hans Island is Canada's

Hans Island (Wikipedia)
Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins scored twice as a below-strength Canada held on to edge Denmark 5-3 on the opening day of world ice hockey championship on Friday.
Our hockey team, with divine intervention, beat Denmark, so Hans Island must be ours. In spite of what the evil Fjordman blogger says,

Canada occupies Denmark

Don't Canadians know that occupations always fail? Besides, Greenland is really Norwegian territory, as it was a part of the kingdom of Norway in the Middle Ages, with a significant Norse settlement dating from the age when Leiv Eriksson arrived in Canada. It went to Denmark in the aftermath of the Napoleonic wars, as the negotiators didn't know enough history. Perhaps we should declare a Holy War and get it back? Jihad for Greenland!

And, the Danish government has this to say,

...both countries have visited the island in a tit-for-tat exchange to establish their sovereignty. Canada has planted its red and white maple-leaf flag, which has been readily replaced with the red and white Danish Dannebrog flag. In 1984, Denmark's minister for Greenlandic Affairs, Tom Høyem, even buried a bottle of cognac during his visit to the island along with a note to Canadians welcoming them to the Danish island. (How dare they take our flag down - although it was awfully nice of them to leave us a bottle of cognac.)

Conflicting claims

Denmark says it owns the island because it lies closer to Greenland. Canada, on the other hand, claims that Britain discovered the island, and ownership transferred to Canada with its independence. In addition, Canadian scientists are currently investigating whether the island is connected to Canada's continental shelf.

This is a much more balanced approach to the whole issue: Hands off Hans island: Graham to Denmark

Creature from another planet

Just imagine - it's winter. The snow is falling. A fire is crackling. You're sitting in your easy chair reading a book. Your cat jumps into your lap, gently noses your chin, and then settles comfortably in your lap.
















(This is an AP Photo - Sun May 7, 7:21 AM) Sphynx kitten is held before a referee while being evaluated at an international cat beauty contest in Bucharest Romania Sunday May 7, 2006. Rare breed cats sell for prices ranging from 300 to over 1,000 euros ($US380/ $US1,270). The average monthly income in Romania is around 150 euros. (AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda)

Sunday, May 07, 2006

National Museum of Contemporary Art

I went to the National Museum of Contemporary Art yesterday. I often associate contemporary art with abstract art, which I don't particularly like, but an artist friend wanted to take me there. The NMCA was a pleasant surprise. While I didn't like everything, there was a lot of very interesting art (the figurative art circa 1970 left me cold and some of the really early oils looked like the kind of still-life art you do in art school classes.). The art is mostly by Korean artists (as one would expect), but there are a wide selection of pieces by well-known artists from other countries.

The art ranged from paintings to video art to sculpture and crafts.

The 25th Grand Art Exhibition of Korea was definitely worth a look. The two pictures below were taken in the museum. Yes, I know. The rules are - no photography. However, everyone with a phone was taking pictures, so my friend told me to give her my camera and stand in front of some art. No whistles were blown. No guards appeared.

The NMCA has a cool website with an interactive feature that was great. I had to view it with Internet Explorer and install an ActiveX plugin (which I'm always hesitant to do), but it was worth doing. You can poke around on the exhibit maps and zoom in on the art.

You have to understand Korea's love affair with Spam to really appreciate the can opener below.

Korean experience

Nike poster girl Michelle Wie’s introduction to Korean culture has probably left her with a lot to think about. Prior to her trip to the fatherland, her father said, “I’m well aware there that some say, since Michelle Wie is an American why is she making such a fuss. But you know what, the only thing about her that is American is her passport, she is "definitely" Korean.” (Incidentally, this Chosun Ilbo article is no longer available online.). The fact that she was born and raised in the U.S. was totally irrelevant. Was her father’s comment really necessary to promote her in Korea? Couldn’t he have just said that she was proud to have a connection to Korea?

And, Michelle, welcome to Korean business dealings. After her arrival in Korea, she was invited to throw a pitch at a Korean baseball game. This wasn't so bad. Lot's of stars and politicians do that. It was probably spelled out carefully in a contract – just throw a pitch - but, then she had to bat too.

Wie was only meant to throw a ball into the game but gamely agreed when the organizers asked her to do some batting too. (Right, “asked.”)

Then worst of all, yesterday, as I was flipping through the channels on the T.V., I came across Yoo Ban Jeong (Korea’s most famous gagman) with his band of clowns on the golf course – presumably after Michelle had finished her round. It was embarrassing to see half a dozen grown men prancing and showing off by singing, dancing, and giggling in an really, really, really adolescent manner in front of a young woman who was clearly embarrassed by it all. These were grown men, and lest we forget, Michelle Wie is only 16 years old. In spite of her size and her ability to play golf, she is a child. To have half a dozen grown men fawning over her like that was disgusting and really creepy. Then she had to do some weird dating game kind of thing where she was choosing from among several young men – presumably golfers but I’m not sure. I’m not sure how good her Korean really is because she clearly didn’t understand what they wanted her to do and the guy she chose wasn’t the guy she wanted. And again, lest we forget, she’s only 16 years old. Why would they even do that to her? I had the feeling the whole time that she hadn't expected any of it. The whole thing was just so bad that I felt embarrassed for Korea and Koreans.

Every time I’ve seen her on T.V. in Korea, she always has an uncomfortable, embarrassed grin on her face. When her career is over some day, and she is writing her memoirs, I’d be interested to know what she really thinks about her Korean experience.

Then to add to my Korean experience, this in the Korea Times – Plastic Surgery a Hot Gift for Parents' Day

Well, yes, thank you kids, I think I will get a nose job.

Riding a social trend that attaches greater importance to one’s appearance, Lee is one of many middle-aged people willing to undergo cosmetic surgery these days. (Does anyone but me think that this social trend should be stamped out rather than encouraged?)

This raises a whole new etiquette problem, one which I’m sure Koreans have already figured out, but which is totally beyond me. How do you say to someone, like a parent, “Dad, you really need to get those wrinkles smoothed out. How about a little botox?” How could you say to your mother, “Mom, you’d look so much better if you had a boob job.”

And then, of course, how does one refuse such a gift.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Science - Making our world better

Japan invents 'cat chat' device
Ever wondered what your cat is trying to tell you? A Japanese company hopes to solve this conundrum with a new toy that seeks to interpret your pet's meows.

Following Takeda Co's successful launch of Bowlingual - which does the same thing for dogs - Meowlingual is due to be rolled out in November.

A palm-sized electronic console is held next to the cat in question, and an interpretation of its cries and purrs is displayed on the screen.

Meowlingual translates the cat's emotion into phrases such as "I can't stand it," according to the Associated Press, although exact wording has not been decided.

The device will be priced at 8,800 yen (about $74), less than the 14,800 yen charged for Bowlingual.

Takara has sold about 300,000 of the dog-translation devices in the last six months and plans to launch a English-language version in the US in August.

Bowlingual claims to be able to interpret about 200 phrases or words - grouped in six different emotional categories: fun, frustration, menace, sorrow, demand and self-expression.
At first glance, I thought, "Wow!" We can't be far away from a human electronic translator now. This sounds a little Star Wars-ish. If this, in fact, works with ALL cats - "WOW!!!" Imagine a Persian cat "speaking" to a Siamese cat who in turn could "speak" to an American Short Hair. Do they really speak the same language?

Of course, this now raises the question, "Who cares what their cat thinks?" If you set out a dish of smelly fish meal in a bowl on the floor, and your cat says, "I don't particularly care for Purina tuna. Could I you take that back and put out Iams?" would you do it? And, what kind of "self-expression" do you expect your cat to use? "I really think that the upholstery looks better after it has been worked a bit." Perhaps it would be useful to know if you pet is "menacing" you. Ha! You'd always want to have rolled up newspaper around.